Dickter,+Introduction

My name is Eli and I wanna be a Starship Ranger.

Television is my full-time job and I take it very seriously. ﻿ I like manatees, Star Trek, blasphemy, yogurt-covered raisins, trolling, iced tea, Colin Firth, anti-depressants, irreverence, Wes Anderson movies, and the sin of sloth. I dislike bigotry and discrimination, violence, showering, Comic Sans, even numbers, and when the sheets come off the mattress. media type="custom" key="9557082" align="center"

This is the best thing I have ever seen: media type="youtube" key="XTCT6J2hO9M" height="390" width="480" align="center"

And here is a """real""" picture of me: 